eBay Oddities

eBay oddities is still a thing?  Yeah, it's still a thing, settle down.
(Its just not forced weekly now.)

Anyway, found these little gems on eBay the other day and thought I'd share:

I hope you like some hurrs with your derps because these bad boys are packin'.
I can just imagine the theme song now: "Heros of the world... fighter..." no I actually can't.