eBay Oddities

eBay oddities is still a thing?  Yeah, it's still a thing, settle down.
(Its just not forced weekly now.)

Anyway, found these little gems on eBay the other day and thought I'd share:

I hope you like some hurrs with your derps because these bad boys are packin'.
I can just imagine the theme song now: "Heros of the world... fighter..." no I actually can't.

Ebay Oddities follow up BROTHER!!!

Well, what a cool little story we have for you today. A while back Jeremy posted an Ebay oddity on the Hulk Hogan Puppet Kooler. I have an update on that story.

A couple days ago, I was checking out a collector's Star Wars merchandise he had for sale. While rummaging in his basement, what do you think I see?Yes!! There it is!!! A Hulk Hogan Puppet Kooler. There was no way I was leaving without that. One quick offer and $5 later I had this bad boy in my possession.

 

Pretty sweet! It came with the straps I just tucked them into the cup for display.

And look!! Hogan even signed it!!! What a find (ha).

Nice sculpt job on the face, great caricature.

Come little brother, you can do it! Move your legs, that's it! You will walk again, dude!!!

As an added bonus to this story, the husband of the lady that sculpted these puppet koolers, his name is Kenny, found Jeremy's original post on this item and left a couple comments. You all should check out what he had to say, it is very interesting. Maybe he'll send in some pictures of other koolers for us to see, who knows. Anyway it was great to read those comments, thanks Kenny. Check them out, here's the link again.

eBay Oddities

MR. T RESCUES THE BABY ANIMALS

I'd listen to the ever loving crap out of this. I could just imagine it now:

 "... although the animals where foolish, Mr T took pity on them."

eBay Oddities

Every Wednesday is "eBay Oddities" here on Unpunched.
Amidst our random searches on eBay we often stumble upon weird and wonderful treasures.


This week I present to you: Bandersnatch

"Bandersnatch" was a board game made in 1969 (according to the ebay listing) so maybe some of you remember this weirdness? I sure don't.

"Pass the cards... Grab the spinner... Build a Bandersnatch... You're the winner!"

 A Bandersnatch in his natural habitat!

 Most eBay Oddities don't look that appealing to me, but this one kinda does.

eBay Oddities

Every Wednesday is "eBay Oddities" here on Unpunched.
Amidst our random searches on eBay we often stumble upon weird and wonderful treasures.


This week I present to you the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

 na na na na na na na na Bat Hero!

eBay Oddities

Every Wednesday is "eBay Oddities" here on Unpunched.
Amidst our random searches on eBay we often stumble upon weird and wonderful treasures.

This week I present to you: Plutonian Polar-Bot.

Nice hairy chest you got there Plutonian Ape Space Man.

 Here is the eBay description:

plutonian polar-bot characteristics :

- 10 inches tall
- weird
- furry
- evil
- removeable magnet arms
- mutated astronaut inside 
- custom plastic and wood parts

eBay Oddities

Every Wednesday is "eBay Oddities" here on Unpunched.
Amidst our random searches on eBay we often stumble upon weird and wonderful treasures.

This week I present to you: Fozzie's problem!

 Fozzie has a self confidence issue.

He doesn't like the way he looks. He feels tubby.

He decides to get some liposuction.

He regrets his decision.

eBay Oddities

Every Wednesday is "eBay Oddities" here on Unpunched.
Amidst our random searches on eBay we often stumble upon weird and wonderful treasures.

This week I present to you: Yabba Dabba Derp!

I loved the Flintstones! Especially when Fred would rip around in his go kart.

eBay Oddities

Every Wednesday is "eBay Oddities" here on Unpunched.
Amidst our random searches on eBay we often stumble upon weird and wonderful treasures.

This week I present to you: Questionable Content

eBay Oddities

Every Wednesday is "eBay Oddities" here on Unpunched.

Amidst our random searches on eBay we often stumble upon weird and wonderful treasures.

This week I present to you: Vampire Bat in Coffin Taxidermy

Holy Smoke?! Wouldn't you love to have that hanging on your wall? Would you pay $70 for this? I might.

Ready for action! You can remove your vampire bat out of his coffin to take on an adventure with you!

Back to sleep you go, until tomorrow night.

No bats were harmed in the making of this post.. except maybe for the one in the coffin.

eBay Oddities

Every Wednesday is "eBay Oddities" here on Unpunched.

Amidst our random searches on eBay we often stumble upon weird and wonderful treasures.

This week I present to you: Puppet Kooler Hogan

The great thing about posting oddities from eBay is that you get to find and research stuff that you'd previously never known existed before. Many items unfortunately don't have a back story (and are just plain weird). This little eBay gem is a bit different in a way. It's kind of mysterious.

Puppet Koolers seem to be an idea that didn't really catch on, even with a bunch of popular licenses (various sports stars, Mario, Hulk Hogan, Micheal Jackson.) it didn't take wings and fly.

I couldn't really find much information on this oddity, all I could piece together was this:

- They were made in 1989

- You can use it at a can cooler, to hold a drinking cup or as a pencil or toothbrush holder
- It includes a drinking cup that sits inside the Kooler.
- This toy was sold through Bloomingdale's of New York City and also by mail order.
- Every puppet Kooler came with a certificate of authenticity.

It's interesting that the company "Puppet Kooler Industries" and the product itself was not documented in anyway, shape or form. I was expecting at least a Wikipedia page or something.

Here is a video of the Micheal Jackson Puppet Kooler being unboxed:


Let us know if you owned one of these things before! Maybe you have some more information!

Ebay Oddities

Every Wednesday is "eBay Oddities" here on Unpunched.
Amidst our random searches on eBay we often stumble upon weird and wonderful treasures.

This week I present to you: Donald Drunk

"Hey guysh can you shelp me find my -urp- keysh?"

*hic* "...whad are you lookin' at?" 

"blaahh! forget you maaaan. I'll jush walk home..." *hic*

Ebay Oddities

Every Wednesday is "eBay Oddities" here on Unpunched.
Amidst our random searches on eBay we often stumble upon weird and wonderful treasures.

This week I present to you: ET and Garfield's lovechild

Malcolm is credited for finding this majestic mutant on eBay in one of his many ET searches.
If this little guy could talk I bet he'd be saying "I hate Monday's" and "Killll meeeee".


This shouldn't exist.

Ebay Oddities

Every Wednesday is "eBay Oddities" here on Unpunched.
Amidst our random searches on eBay we often stumble upon weird and wonderful treasures.

This weeks monstrosity:



Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
A: Nightmares