TMNT Halloween Countdown: Day 22

He's not fat. He's big shelled.

Seriously though. You should probably cut back on those cookies.

Back in 1990 there was a promotion (I guess) loosely based around Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Cookies.

Check out the commercial and home video below:

(Also note the fat Michaelangelo running at the end of the commercial. Classic!)

Blerg. I know that the cartoon theme song kicks ass and all... but listening to it on a loop like that would be a form of torture.

Mix and Match Toy commercials

"How do girl and boy toy commercials target their target targets?"

Well I'm glad you asked that ridiculous question! And the answer is "I don't know!"

But here is a site that lets you mix and match toy commercial audio and video to create some funny hi-bread monstrosities:

 

http://www.genderremixer.com/html5/#